Animal Crackers
Animals are funny. Don’t believe me? Just ask the platypus.
If you have an animal joke you’d like to share, visit my Contact Page and send it along. I’d love to hear it!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk? An udder failure.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”
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Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 14 feet? Of course, most of them have only 4.
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What do you call a spider with ten eyes? Spiiiiiiiiiider!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
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What do you call ten rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.
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What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
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I’m completely opposed to animal testing. They get nervous and give nothing but wrong answers.
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Did Noah include termites on the ark?
